Today, after being cooped up alone sick for a week, I finally...

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By The Cat Who Walks By Himself - 17/04/2018 05:47

Today, after being cooped up alone sick for a week, I finally felt well enough to go to a movie so I could be around people again. I was the only one in the theater. FML.

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azouwa 26

Thursday 19 April 2018 0:59

That's when you put up all the arm rests on your row, kick off your shoes, lie down, and watch the movie in true comfort. It's a good life.

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azouwa 26

Thursday 19 April 2018 0:59

That's when you put up all the arm rests on your row, kick off your shoes, lie down, and watch the movie in true comfort. It's a good life.

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