Health: Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone...

By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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By Uri - 12/06/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML

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By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 00:00 - United States - Gary

Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By paranoid - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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Jog on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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jezombie 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.

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puppie406 23

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:30

Lets all just hope the asshole who made fun of OP crashed his car 5 minutes later.

kitcatjb 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:35

Awh I'm so sorry hun! People can be dicks. Keep at it!

Alyssaafterlife 3

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:36

People are just so disrespectful these days . ): im sorry !

pandoralilybelle 13

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:37

What a pathetic guy! I seriously admire people who go for jogs or exercise at the park/beach, I could never do that, and I admire you. I used to go for jogs late at night so no one would see me. Keep doing what you're doing and if you ever see him again, flip him the bird and keep on jogging!

Razi_tail 25

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:40

Seriously, what has this world come to that behavior like this is okay?! It's ridiculous that others have to put someone down for entertainment. Keep it up OP! You are a golden person where scums like that can burn in you know where!

TallMist 32

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:03

In the oven?

OneToughChick 13

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:45

You can do it. Don't let idiots ruin it.

chadBAD 1

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:48

Tomorrow when you wake up you'll be a bit fitter, but he'll still be an asshole. Keep your head up, running is awesome.

systemofadylan 9

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:48

what a load of BS! you should have thrown your water or Gatorade in his car window. keep at it OP!!

Marzell 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:55

I'm sorry :( people are cruel but Try not to let them influence you negatively. I'm proud of you for getting out there and making an effort! Keep at it!

Jaxxi 9

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:01

Wow...that guy is pathetic. Don't let scums like that bring you down! Listen to music while you run, it's great blocking out the world for awhile to just focus on yourself.