By black_commet08 - 10/02/2010 05:11 - France

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
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By John_Elvis - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I took a girl to a sushi restaurant for our first date. She insisted she's had sushi before, but I had to watch her struggle with the chopsticks for a few minutes before mercifully asking the waitress for a fork. She then ate a fork full of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I think there won't be a second date. FML
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summerloolooloo 0

Poke his eyeball with it and tell him you know how to use them just fine.

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eddles 0

you shoulda showed him! I like #1's idea!!!

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VenomByte 1

LOL You should have told shown him utensils and told him to "Fork off!"

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__ChR1s__ 0

LOL. I struggle to see what was going through that guys mind at the time

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enlitenbank 0

Because being Chinese MAGICALLY makes you use chopsticks the proper way... Get your head out of your ass.

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sadistmonkey 19

Being Chinese AND having used chopsticks since you were a little kid likely means that the OP does know how to use chopsticks. Seriously, I'm Japanese and in a similar boat to the OP and if anyone were to try to "teach" me how to use chopsticks I would tell the honky to **** off.

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brokenship 0

Way to be incredibly racist.

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LOLomgWTF 0

What an ass. Threaten to take his pet if he has any if he does it again. I'm azn too. Whenever my dog does something bad I threaten to send him to china.

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