Today, a new neighbor moved into the unit below me. I've only... - FML

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By "swervelol" - 08/03/2019 01:15

Today, a new neighbor moved into the unit below me. I've only interacted with him twice, first when he blocked my car in with his U-haul trailer, and second when he stood in front of his glass balcony door wearing nothing but a tiny towel and staring intensly at me in the parking lot. FML

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