By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
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aback 4

It would make more sense if you said the kid put her hand in her crotch. The way you've got it, it sounds like she was fisting herself. :/

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amykay 0

that's life working in child care

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Nakedsquirrel 5

..um, where's the parent? You didn't say this was a day care so apparently it wasn't.

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couragewolf9001 0

Hilarious.

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perstephane 4

I worked in a daycare for a couple years, and anyone who has knows that you're going to get something on you. I've had baby poop on my pants, pee on my hands, and puke/spit-up in more places than you can imagine. You wash it off, and you move on. You're far more likely to get sick from the kid who decides to shove their fingers in your mouth after they've been playing with the legos.

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audiogasmic 0

i agree with 65 kids come with nasty habits, they really don't know any better and if you cant' handle their bodily functions getting all over you you probably shouldn't be working with kids.

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Casualt1234 0

Don't use to phrase "proceeded to." It doesn't make you sound smarter or cooler. And seriously. "I work at a daycare and got piss on me! FML" That's probably never happened. Ever. If you can't get used to it, get a new job.

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RIKANA 0

O_O Ok, how this one ever got on, and pass the cencers I'll never know. But I aggre wash up and forget it happened. RI

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helios_rex 0

FYL for not knowing the difference between a ****** and a VULVA.

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