By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

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mel91192 3

the dogs name isn't dong. they just used that work instead of penis again

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stephissilly 18

who names their dog 'dong' ? I feel sorry for your dog.

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jelly713 19

Call the dog something short. Like Dee in public.

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kittenzZz 4

Why would you name your dog "dong" anyway..

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Nanael_fml 4

I thought dong was A widely known word... Well guess not haha

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Igloolik 9

I think a lot of people are misreading the post. It reads "APPARENTLY I've been screaming for 'dong'..." The OP did not name their dog "Dong." That is not the Greek word for penis.

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pastnastificatio 4

Here's the news: Dong means penis in English too.

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blackmauser95 3

Im pretty sure most greeks dont actually know greek most are either still there ofr were born here.

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ohmandapants 16

You couldn't be more wrong. Greeks are very proud about their culture. Most Greeks go to Greek school, even if they're born in Quebec.

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snafulou 8

Hilarious although in English it kind of means the same!

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