Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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hellohotguy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:52

wow....

Lisimal 7

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:06

Sounds like a redneck bitch to me.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:19

wow... that's a big FYL

skim1994 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:15

Is it just me or are kids getting ruder and dumber as each generation passes?

blabb 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:53

lmao. i agree with you #380

mndz_mkl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:28

lmfao @ # 9 & 380

insertusername 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:04

cyanide and happiness illustrations (y)

JStromberg 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:28

9 , WORD

hairspray666 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:47

That's why little kids shouldn't have gaming consoles. Was her mom Courtney Love, or something?

jittle8 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:27

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS xD

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