Health, Embarrassing and Haircut: Time to start a band

Time to start a band

By Jonny - 24/11/2023 10:00

Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML

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vinvin2210 15

Friday 24 November 2023 16:12

Been there.. you need to crop it down completely, trust me

Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 24 November 2023 15:38

The disaster started the moment you decided on doing a DIY haircut. You can only do that if you are buzzing your entire head and even then mistakes creep in from time to time

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 24 November 2023 15:38

The disaster started the moment you decided on doing a DIY haircut. You can only do that if you are buzzing your entire head and even then mistakes creep in from time to time