Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
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Endymion_fml 0

You deserved that one hundred percent, you thieving bastard.

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Kendall_Cali97 8

All my sympathy left after "I was at the mall Shoplifting" YDI

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codylicious6 0

So stealing is "cool" now, huh.

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the7thchild 6

YDI. Criminal. Biotch. Despicable You. Go die in a hole :) FML for reading this $h1t.

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jackthehoseless 2

Anyone who says YLS is absolutely retarded. Stealing is not cool. I hope you die in a fire while I throw beer bottles at you. (I have an odd mind)

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hateevryone 14

Rule 1: Don't get caught. Rule 2: Don't admit to anything.

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bladomas 2

you totally deserve that bitch for shoplifting, you and your kind make people look bad

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ClaytonAwesome 0

You seem really cool, I want to be friends with you

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lolitroll_fml 0

Pbb....poor bum bitch :p

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