The morning after the night before

college student - - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
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garrett_8614 14

Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

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ileenefudge 29

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.

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_kyleG_ 34

Grocery shopping sucks in general, might as well do it wasted.

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coming back in the future 30

That's uncanny. You're cannibalistic. I bet you speak Cantonese. You like canals. You use Jerry Cans.

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JuzReading 23

Well at least you don't have to worry about going shopping for a while.

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patrickeli 15

Serves you right for drinking too much

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ThePaperDragon 31

Well, maybe you can ration the cans and make them last long enough to merit the large purchase? Then, each time you eat a can, it will be a reminder to keep your drinking in check and avoid such strange purchases in the future!

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Sparta2424 10

Atleast you have pork and beans

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vikky538 28

alcohol + pork + beans = hangover + diarrhea.. it's a new equation...

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