Health, Mental health, Vacation and Ironic: The love boat

The love boat

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 16:30

Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By nick - 22/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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Sunday 29 January 2023 16:36

The ship staff probably have motion sickness medication or patches.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Sunday 29 January 2023 16:50

next time, try a hotel. it's basically the exact same thing, only cheaper, no sea sickness, fresher food and much less pollution.

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cacheson 41

Sunday 29 January 2023 16:36

The ship staff probably have motion sickness medication or patches.

Brightside86 30

Monday 30 January 2023 2:47

Those patches work great, easily solvable problem.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Sunday 29 January 2023 16:50

next time, try a hotel. it's basically the exact same thing, only cheaper, no sea sickness, fresher food and much less pollution.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2023 17:17

Congrats in advance on your weight-loss!

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 30 January 2023 4:17

I'm sure staff has Dramamine stashed every where

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