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The Destroyer

By mr_p - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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Infrastructure

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Good one, thanks

By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:28

Oh dear. That's a shitty situation.

Iknowthings 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:31

I wonder how much he weighed before he went in?

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sloppy3301 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:48

Bahahaha . that's cut . did u go in ?

PattyCake17 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 10:11

He apologized didn't he? Let's not be lame now. I could see this being a FML if he took a dump, walked past you without saying a word, and you got attacked by 300 pound man dump stankk. But in this case... you were warned!

Festering_Jugger 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 10:25

Hahahaha your welcome

imright24 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:37

YDI for taking a dump at a gas station.

doggone456 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:47

atleast he said sorry

texasjalapeno_fml 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:14

and you were gonna shit roses?

ieatdeadcats 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:57

do you squat or sit?

kportal69 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:29

at least he warned you.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:46

Always use a starbucks bathroom. They're generally clean and a fabulous place to "drop the kids off." Much better than a dingy gas station bathroom. HAHA

ranita_fml 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:50

sometimes when you have to go, you have to go. you don't have time to find a luxury "nice" restroom.

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