Job interview and Work: That went well - FML

That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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Peacelove0404 26

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:00

Well, were you?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:17

YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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liesseling 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:13

Was it in Christian Grey's office? ?

alicelouise66 5

Thursday 18 July 2019 4:36

I dont blame him for asking. get a grip buddy.

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