Health and Painful: That blows

That blows

By Oww - 23/07/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML

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By nzkristy - 03/01/2010 10:59 - New Zealand

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

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Mega hair

By allergiesbegone - 27/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, I realized my "year-round allergies" might have been the result of a nearly 2-inch nostril hair I trimmed out last week. Years of constant sneezing and leaky nose with no medicine helping it, suddenly gone. I can't believe I've suffered half my life thinking I had super allergies, over one stray nose hair. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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electraliv 13

Sunday 24 July 2022 7:05

the most painful zit spot

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 July 2022 6:23

Or from how you look with a nostril zit. Pop that shit!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 July 2022 6:23

Or from how you look with a nostril zit. Pop that shit!

electraliv 13

Sunday 24 July 2022 7:05

the most painful zit spot

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