Thanks, but no thanks

rick - - United States - Roanoke

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

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emilycb93 12

Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

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BabyMomma425 1

She wanted you to meet yourself and be gay with yourself?

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ariellove1992 8

She might have alzheimer's or something like that

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ka310 0

At least she got the "man" part right.

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homes7d 14

I think that was a joke bro you just did not get

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braga_fangirl98 13

So grandma was introducing you to yourself?

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spinningrecords 14

Maybe she knew who he was and was surprised he didn’t recognize her and thus, the odd compliment. Why didn’t he say “hi grandma”?

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