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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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marcelmg 10

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

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randomguy76 14

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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TJRoy 44

At least you know you are sexual temptation. Use that gift wisely.

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MissBehavin77 18

She sounds a little crazy and over dramatic. You may be better off.

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DoomedGemini 37

Why is that hard to believe? I really don't understand why you would doubt this unless you believe the sexist thought that every man wants sex all the time.

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securityguy 10

Well you are a modern Rasputin...... just tell her the only way to be saved is to know and reject sin, and as your angel she is to try help save you.

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Tyrez 32

You deserve it simply for being with some one who believes in those fairy tales.

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vikky538 28

How many people get to be dumped after sex.

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