Take Your Vitamins By FML Videos - 27/09/2018 18:30 The struggle is real. I agree, your life sucks 269 You deserved it 67 Share Tweet Share
Today, after working on my novel for two years, I found out that another book has recently been published with an almost identical plot. I was going to submit it to a publisher in two days. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 822 You deserved it 422
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 341 You deserved it 5 914
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 442 You deserved it 72 450
Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 603 You deserved it 1 573
Today, a friend of mine borrowed my car, drove it on drugs, fell asleep at the wheel, and smashed it. Don’t worry though, he’s fine, but my car was described as a “write off”. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 017 You deserved it 292
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 737 You deserved it 602
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