Take your time

By Anonymous - 12/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Change your shirt... and you probably should have prepared earlier so you wouldn't be running late to begin with.

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Change your shirt... and you probably should have prepared earlier so you wouldn't be running late to begin with.