Sex, Awkward, Dating and Restaurants: Sudden dip

Sudden dip

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 17:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML

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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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