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By blanknameisblank - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:09

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:10

That must have been one massive zit

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gabriellanicolee 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 3:40

I am now very terrified of popping my nose zits

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 3:59

my vivid imagery when reading things is very realistic.. and now I almost can feel your pain. FYL. guess the zit just wasn't "ready"

demon_wolf 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:34

I guess it wasnt ready?

taywuzhere 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:37

I've almost done that before too... It happens to me when they're on annoying angles and I get very violent with them trying to pop them XD

ItsTheHansen 1

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:38

Candy ass.

jimasaurus 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:21

No, he broke his nose, not his ass.

jentic 4

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:57

how big could that thing have possibly been?

DewIchigo 17

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:00

OMG. How did that happen? Hope your nose feels better.

AngryD 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:01

this is proof that stupid hurts sometimes

H3M1LY99 7

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:02

how did you do that?

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:03

Proactiv is for sissies.

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