Transportation and Awkward: Sticking with you - FML

Sticking with you

By Anonymous - 03/06/2025 16:00 - Syria

Today, I went on a volunteering trip with a team. We had only a pickup car for like 20 people, so 5 of us squeezed in the back seats while the rest hopped on the back. My knee got stuck right on another guy's crotch and it was impossible for us to change position. We stayed for 40 minutes like that, me feeling his penis the entire time. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Yudith 25

Tuesday 3 June 2025 18:46

It sucks for both of you to be stuck in that clown car, but it sucks more for the other guy who had your knee on his crotch for forty minutes.

juggalo2 21

Tuesday 3 June 2025 23:15

That must have been hard for you.

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 3 June 2025 17:02

You both deserved that beautiful experience.

Yudith 25

Tuesday 3 June 2025 18:46

It sucks for both of you to be stuck in that clown car, but it sucks more for the other guy who had your knee on his crotch for forty minutes.

juggalo2 21

Tuesday 3 June 2025 23:15

That must have been hard for you.

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 4 June 2025 2:07

I see what you did there😂😂

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 4 June 2025 15:07

It was probably no picnic for him, either.

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