Love, Marriage and Growing old: Stewart Lee has let himself go

Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 October 2021 15:16

You can always dye your hair. I'm surprised you're just learning now that your marriage had such a shallow foundation. If you knew, you would have kept up your appearance more.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 October 2021 15:16

You can always dye your hair. I'm surprised you're just learning now that your marriage had such a shallow foundation. If you knew, you would have kept up your appearance more.