Love Cute Spud - FML

Spud

cheat - - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Sore loser

Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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Rules are for squares

He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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JillianIsLoveee 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:53

You should dump him He's an ass

ihatestupidppl 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:55

Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

newburton13 26

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:44

Tell him it's nice that you have an ex-boyfriend who's too stupid to figure out when his ex-girlfriend lets him win at cards.

souljacker 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:10

Dump him. He's always going to make you feel bad to keep you.

v1k1rox 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 14:15

Your bf sounds like he thinks less of you. Dump him now before it's too late.

Pinkraincoat 18

Wednesday 26 March 2014 6:14

Never dumb yourself down for a guy!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:05

You can never win.

senpa_kush 11

Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:49

You should not dump him. Some people are a little competitive win next time and then let him win and make it seem like your both a tie in level

CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 20:51

RUN.

kayayye 22

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:01

I would hope that you dumped him

SuicideBoobies88 11

Thursday 24 December 2015 20:50

I think you need to find a man and quit messing with a little boy.

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 1 June 2016 5:38

So you're dating him why?

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