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Spring breakdown

evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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Unforgettable

bex - - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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Steve - 17/12/2025 00:00

Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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Wrong target

footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Nice try

idiotwithaface - - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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tdogg_737 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:51

ouch i'm sorry what a bitch if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her! find someone with beauty on the inside and outside! haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled) it was deff rude of her though

MichiganState 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:16

Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch

NecroSen 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:55

**** her. Literally.

ashleyy_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:26

Freshman. End of story. But you sophomores have no room to talk either, you were just a freshman, you guys aren't much better.

Mason58 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:22

Don't worry. She'll be knocked up by sophomore year. And probably in a Girls Gone Wild Video.

nodbor 11

Monday 16 March 2009 8:47

the last thing i want to do on a vacation is to see someone i know.

FMLgirl_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:09

why were you butting into their conversation anyway? they werent talking to you...i agree with #13

cj_gurl 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:51

Why does it always seem to be that the "hot" people are actually the ugliest? I know that isn't the case; that there are people out there who are physically attractive as well as kind and decent, but it sure doesn't seem like it, lately. Don't worry; you can do much better than her. You just have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your princess.