Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
FYL - but as a general rule, it's a good idea to avoid trying to chat up cute girls when you have a mouth full of drool (even if it's just your own...)
That happens to me,even with out a root canal.
Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML