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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:52

Tell his mom he didn't tell you about any break up, but he needs to call you so you can tell him about his STD test. Tell her you wouldn't have sex with him because he has several STD's. That should help him out a Bunch!

GreenDaemon21 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:33

UR ALL WRONG! OP: dun worry about it. Obviously, he broke up with his OTHER GIRLFRIEND and his mom got confused. ur relationship with him is still safe. Hope that helps! :)