Animals and Insects: Sorry, dude - FML

Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Chazzster 29

Thursday 24 September 2020 20:10

Nature can be cruel. On the other hand you did manage to feed the spider.

brenniman 10

Friday 25 September 2020 2:04

So, in theory, it would a definite FML more for the moth than you.

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Engin Yirci 9

Thursday 24 September 2020 14:52

It just was not meant to be haha

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 September 2020 15:39

Murdering it in the shower would have been a better death.

Chazzster 29

Thursday 24 September 2020 20:10

Nature can be cruel. On the other hand you did manage to feed the spider.

be82tw 17

Thursday 24 September 2020 21:14

The spider greatly appreciates your generosity.

brenniman 10

Friday 25 September 2020 2:04

So, in theory, it would a definite FML more for the moth than you.

tounces7 27

Saturday 26 September 2020 1:17

At least you gave the spider an easy meal.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 September 2020 18:42

Plus side, the spider finds you generous now.

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