Someone thinks highly of themself

ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
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fedora_fan13 0

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

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barbiegirl224 0

woah I think this is the first time OP has ever written back on an FML. :O

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RunnerBack33 1

there's a reason why God invented the pimp slap, my friend.

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sjovt 0

you should have said don't flater your self bitch there's dust on my lenses

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___juuules 0

the location is Vienna - says it all. far too many self-centered and big-headed bitches in that city ;D

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Hopersz 0

Lmfaoo EPIC FAIL. You got OWNED haha

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lucy_moff09 0

hahahah what a loser!! that chick is really weird. she should be taught a lesson

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bloodxthirsty 7

You should have been like theres something in my eye bitch!

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