Today, I found out that not only do you leave scratches on your... - FML

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By an1@hb3lle - 09/06/2018 00:06

Today, I found out that not only do you leave scratches on your clit when you masturbate with acrylic nails, but it burns like a motherfucker. FML

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:36

Pro tip: invest in a vibrator

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 11 June 2018 3:12

Best argument yet that false nails are probably the most pointless accessory a person can wear.

Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:36

Pro tip: invest in a vibrator

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