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So creepy

By anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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Readoll 13

Monday 9 December 2013 18:59

Change yours to your new wife's last name...

neutralize 12

Monday 9 December 2013 18:54

Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!

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faygo_chick 5

Monday 9 December 2013 23:37

Hopefully your fiancé is understanding.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Monday 9 December 2013 23:43

OP, just take on your fiance's last name. They usually don't grant one a whole lot of name changes, so problem solved.

TheCrispyCat 20

Monday 9 December 2013 23:56

Well, there is no relation...

Chazzzor 10

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:27

You know the old expression "Don't stick your dick in crazy." Too late for that now, of course.

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:48

OP is a female.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Tuesday 10 December 2013 1:40

Or for us lesbians, don't stick your fingers in crazy.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Tuesday 10 December 2013 1:46

Since OP is female, I'm going to assume she's a lesbian. That being said (as a woman who is also a lesbian) why is it that when lesbians go crazy, it's really, really crazy? But anyways, congrats OP! There's nothing better than making your girlfriend your wife.

Cluricaun 5

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:15

lmao I enjoyed this one

Miaku 11

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:33

Restraining order perhaps?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:25

Well you name would change anyway unless my computer is giving me a sex error...

dunicha 20

Tuesday 10 December 2013 6:40

Ya know, in some places two women can get married these days....

Eevee11 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:36

time for a restriction order. good thing you didn't marry her

DanielsGirl21 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:42

Sounds like you shouldn't've f**ked crazy, OP.

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