Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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530boy 0

Thanks a lot Bin Ladden!

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Masturbating on airplanes is not Illegal, just frowned upon.

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PincheEdgarr 0

lmao 59 you got that from the hangover?:o hahahahaha xD

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CLDBL00DED 0

i was thinking the same thing. lmao

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SaRah_In_LoVe 0

hmm I'd be curious to hear his excuse about it...

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banananut 0

maybe he wouldn't feel the need to ********** if you were doing your job! ;) ydi!

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hd9280 0

yea bitch... put out!!! FYL u deserved to pay the bail!!

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anythingcool 0

im sure the cops now have a new joke for lucnh break.

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banananut 0

maybe he wouldn't feel the need to ********** if you were doing your job! ;) ydi!

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