Transportation: Slippin' and a-slidin'

Slippin' and a-slidin'

By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 13 March 2009 12:20

I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:29

Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story. Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

Comments

Jakojan 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:33

CDO is OCD in alphabetical order... the way it should be (im sorry. so mean but i couldnt resist)

flykiwifly 2

Sunday 6 June 2010 18:43

oh man. that's so gross

Missythevampire 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 19:27

I can sympathize with you. I have serious OCD and can't touch poles or bars either. Same thing happned to me on the bus once.

emo_devon 11

Saturday 28 August 2010 3:40

awww >_< that sucks :( I dun mind bein hugged by an obese person, but it's the sweaty part that kind of gets to me....esp. if they stink D:

nowmyliferoxx 0

Friday 10 September 2010 8:54

50000000 showers wouldn't make me feel clean after that! FYL

egginmegan 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:33

BAHAHAHA! YDI for your OCD.

jesbar95 10

Friday 13 May 2011 21:07

What does OCD have to do with holding onto the poles or bars.?

43trauts 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:22

A symptom of OCD is constant handwashing. I think he/she fears that she'll have to wash her hands if she touches the poles.

thaaatgirl 4

Friday 28 October 2011 0:29

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 7 November 2011 6:24

OCD or not, that's just disgusting. People make me physically ill anymore. I do wonder why it matters that he was obese - would it have been okay if the person was skinny? Regardless, disgusting. FYL