Slight issue

By Alex - 11/04/2026 06:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I sit alone in a nearly empty apartment, drinking from a whiskey bottle. Two weeks ago, my wife and I were ready to welcome our first child… except the little bastard was the wrong color, and my wife's hysterical tears told me everything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 263
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SAgirl 17

His wife went and screwed another guy behind his back. If it wasnt for the color he would never have even questioned it. No, he doesn't deserve it,

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The_Real_Cvh 10

Maybe look up the origin of the word “bastard”

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MidnaLink 33

I don't like the way you word this about the child. Little "bastard"... YDI just for that.

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pbruins84 20

I believe "bastard" is the correct term for a child whose parents are not married.

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SAgirl 17

His wife went and screwed another guy behind his back. If it wasnt for the color he would never have even questioned it. No, he doesn't deserve it,

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The_Real_Cvh 10

Maybe look up the origin of the word “bastard”

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GoogieWithers 23

Not the baby's fault,OP! I know you must be devastated but the child is innocent.

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