Intimacy: Sexy talk - FML

Sexy talk

By aur - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Spicy

Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

MightyMeganLH 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:07

Kinky ;)

Andy_King 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:22

she wanted to say "oh, i'm so thirsty" in a sexy voice so her boyfriend got her a glass of water. instead she said "oh, i'm so dirty"

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88PersianPride88 0

Monday 19 April 2010 3:49

smooth goin girl

Beavers18 6

Tuesday 20 April 2010 4:11

no you where right the first time, french women are dirty.

wilkshire13 0

Monday 3 May 2010 16:43

no issue lol if he looked wired he dnt want sex duh

laishwowj 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 5:55

hahaha. owned. first

teresa_009 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 17:07

well if you said 'oh I'm thirsty' in a sexy voice i'm sure it could be taken the wrong way too..

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:19

many ppl r thirsty after sex. not an fml

fylkman 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:33

agreed with 26

omg_thats_funny 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:54

26- trueeee

chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:58

26 is such a badass. and she's hot. XP

CorinnaHEY 6

Monday 28 June 2010 20:16

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