Secret life

FroggyGirl888 - - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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catharsis5 9

I love how you turned something negative into a positive

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hilary56 0

You should hit on your roomate and invite her to your "worshipping" group, that would really give her something to talk about.

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Ins0mau 20

All great qualities. You're roommates must simply be admiring you. :-)

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mikagesouji 0

Better than being a teetotaler, Christ-worshipping straight girl, OP. Congrats on your fascinating life.

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rattusrattus 18

Pretend to be a teetotaller, Christian straight girl, just to mess with them.

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Kalspike 22

You should get in on some of that action, then you wouldn't have to sit in your room while everyone talks about you... I always say, if you're gonna be accused of something, might as well take advantage and enjoy it!

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thisisafunnyname 12

They all just probably have a big lesbian crush on you. ayayayay!

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kopherbanana 8

My co workers think Im a lesbian since I started there four years ago because I DONT have a kid.

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