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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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In the words of Ronald Reagan: Trust butt Verify.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 October 2021 0:47

In the words of Ronald Reagan: Trust butt Verify.

Nikki 17

Saturday 30 October 2021 2:25

Even our prime minister has been there

diraven 15

Sunday 31 October 2021 4:27

Farts are notorious liars.

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