School, Awkward, Scary and Miscellaneous: Run for the hills! - FML

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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By Olivia - 09/03/2025 00:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Gomer - 11/04/2014 14:51 - United States - New York

Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML

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camartinez23 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:53

who's bullying who now? ;)

omgshaylaaa 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:54

one word. karma.

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hiscrazygurl1 5

Monday 6 June 2011 17:43

hahaha I hope u get ur ass kicked! this is why u don't treat ppl like crap! u will get what's coming to you

caaklove 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:45

How do you Not deserve it?

Thrasher91 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:54

you totally deserve it you ******* bitch

Zodaicz 4

Monday 6 June 2011 17:54

Good for him...and grow up OP

autezz24680 2

Monday 6 June 2011 17:54

****! karma's such a BITCH! pooor OP. ..... you deserved it :)

wtfmylifedude 8

Monday 6 June 2011 17:55

Never bully the nerds.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:02

Go **** yourself, jock douchebag. I hope he kicks your ass.

huntermc7 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:04

You ****** up...

GarageRock 3

Monday 6 June 2011 18:23

that's when the 1st thing you say to him is "sorry about the way I treated you...I was young & dumb"

becky_becks 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:29

serves you right, you dbag.

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