Sex, Romantic and Intimacy: Romance me please

Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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Saturday 3 December 2011 15:54

That is weird on so many levels.

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Coin slot?

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Calyx_fml 21

Monday 5 December 2011 19:45

A roll of silver dollars.

swaggaur 3

Monday 5 December 2011 22:40

Well if she called you small change call her a large purse

unicornunit 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:21

your gf is halarious

aPieceOfFruit 16

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:48

Classy. classy classy girl....

brainwash 0

Friday 23 December 2011 4:36

Disgusting

n3lly5 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:43

Few silver dollars in there?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:53

Start referring her ****** to an "empty hallway".

Johnnyt93 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 4:11

Btw...Change doesn't go in a wallet

kikkilinu 3

Saturday 22 December 2012 1:45

But, you can fit a lot in a wallet..

sbarua219 17

Tuesday 22 July 2014 2:32

Idk what to say lol

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