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By MrsNoSex - 05/09/2018 16:12

Today, Recently I started seeing the perfect man. He always shows me he cares, we have the same interests, he truly loves me and we never argue. There’s just one tiny little flaw. He suffers from both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. I am a nymphomaniac. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Have him see a doctor about his issues. As for you, is it true nymphomania or are you simply a passionate person? The first is a condition that needs treatment, but the second is a gift to the one you love.

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user53658 15

Hmm, erectile dysfunction and ejaculation, don't they not exclude each other?

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user53658 15

Hmm, erectile dysfunction and ejaculation, don't they not exclude each other?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Can't have one without the other, or guys would have the uncontrolable urge to cum pretty much all the time.

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JasonThorn 20

Have him see a doctor about his issues. As for you, is it true nymphomania or are you simply a passionate person? The first is a condition that needs treatment, but the second is a gift to the one you love.

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