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Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

haileyrows 26

Monday 2 March 2015 18:10

Looks like your plan fell through

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 2 March 2015 18:17

Sounds pane-ful

vikky538 28

Monday 2 March 2015 19:10

windows sucks...

karategirl99 8

Monday 2 March 2015 19:16

I know what you mean... that happened by me too.

DewIchigo 17

Monday 2 March 2015 19:22

I'm guessing you're okay since you posted the FML? XD take care ~

angryo5trich 13

Monday 2 March 2015 19:25

This is what happens when people try to do nice things

laughingtoohard 14

Monday 2 March 2015 19:28

How high was it?

BBlah 26

Monday 2 March 2015 19:33

I've never seen so many down voted comments for an FML hahaha Sorry though, OP, I hope you have a quick recovery!

KingBobtheThird 16

Monday 2 March 2015 19:42

Oh, the irony :D

aubamas 20

Monday 2 March 2015 19:52

were you drunk?

Mangoesweg 13

Monday 2 March 2015 19:57

Are you okay??

ekim300 26

Monday 2 March 2015 20:51

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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Today, I woke up after only 2 hours of sleep because I just got off night duty in the hospital and I'm adjusting to a normal sleep cycle. When I got to work it was so hectic, I was just running on willpower. When I thought life couldn't get any worse, on my way home my tire blew in the middle of the highway. FML

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Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

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Today, I was entertaining my 12-year-old cousin in the yard when two of my cats chased down and killed a baby bunny right in front of us. FML

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Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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