Miscellaneous: Public freakout!

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 23:12

You probably shouldn't have called her a "dirty ******* *****" as you nudged her.

Aaraeus 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:08

Did you find anything useful while you were in there?

Comments

TheLovelySayu 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:57

im so sorry that happened... but sounds like something i would do

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Monday 9 May 2011 1:20

Fatality.

Rieloswims 0

Monday 9 May 2011 13:28

LMAO! Next time don't play-call ur bud ft

MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:11

hahaha! my kind of girl! (;

mrducky5 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:47

What a bitch.

pplkillr 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:35

dyke?

Suba_fml 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:11

Instant karma

napalm_uniqorn 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 14:55

I love friends like that! We all have one.

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