Intimacy: Protip - FML

Protip

By condom_kid - 27/07/2009 14:34 - United States

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Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

cherrybollosm04 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:03

YDI be more sanitary

shewasalmost18 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:08

uhh in your pocket? did you want a souvenir?

Comments

Alikia96 20

Thursday 9 May 2013 20:47

Obviously you need to be smarter on where to put sexual fluids

qwertkinz 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:19

YDI if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to use a trash can or at least fold your own clothes.

texanrose94 3

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:58

a boy having sex and cant do his own laundry. grow up guy

Claney 9

Monday 14 April 2014 8:28

If you are old enough to have sex you are old enough to do your own laundry. Problem solved.

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 17 April 2015 20:44

dumbass!!!

TheHcwalker 20

Friday 1 April 2016 12:50

That's a good dad

peterblack67 9

Wednesday 10 February 2021 22:43

I think your father was pretty cool about it. Stop complaining.

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