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By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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blah123blah 0

LOL! Its kinda natural...

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accatagon 0

I'm more worried about the kid than anyone else.

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ReconExpert 0

SHE needs couneseling... and for someone to tell her the rumors from the 60s are false (like, masturbating makes you have hairy palms.

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YaoiMeowmaster 0

XD that's messed up How did you turn out for her to for her to cry like that? xD

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mrfreak219 3

wow she is ****** up. would she rather her son **** all of his girlfriends and its weird that people think masturbation is wrong. Masturbation is an alternative to sex, it doesnt make yu a extremly horny son of a bitch, ******* everyone on a first date

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lucich 0

oh boy, i feel a rant coming on.. a few points i must comment on: first off- to all those saying stuff like: EVERYBODY masturbates/people who say they don't are lying/people who don't are messed up/etc., have you personally surveyed every single person in the world to see if they do it or not ? i didn't think so. next- i find it rather rude that people are assuming that any person who doesn't ********** is a religious freak, or vice versa. i think that that is creating a mean, & not to mention untrue !, stereotype. [ & by the way, i'm atheist. ] also- all of you who are saying that the guy should divorce his wife, i sincerely hope you are kidding. just because she overreacted is no reason to suggest divorce ! finally- chfanfiction, i applaud you. i don't believe that you are some sexually repressed weirdo, & i don't believe you should feel like you HAVE to do it, just because everyone else supposedly does it. if you don't need to, you don't need to, & everyone should stop telling other people what to do, especially when it comes to sexual pleasure. alright, i'm done, glad i got that out of my system, (:

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zackman13 0

i agree, masturbating is ok just iprefer not to because i could have sex if i want pleasure.

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jadekp314 0

Messed. Its normal even when young or old you want to do that.

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zackman13 0

people ********** to fill a void, you do it out of curiousity, depression or a substitute for having sex. i think its stupid for people to jack-off when they can just have sex.

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zackman13 0

people ********** to fill a void, you do it out of curiousity, depression or a substitute for having sex. i think its stupid for people to jack-off when they can just have sex.

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Lychee4Life 0

she is probably one of those uptight church mom's. And to all these people saying "amgz wai ********** when you ken jost hav sex". The Guy who posted this mentioned it was his SON. so it's probably some 12-14 year old kid, jesus christ.

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