Kids, Mental health and Confused: Prank or brain melt? - FML

Prank or brain melt?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 May 2023 3:17

You should have texted him back, "Have you looked in your hands?"

Anderling 32

Tuesday 30 May 2023 9:47

Hey, we’ve all done something stupid on autopilot at least once.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 May 2023 3:17

You should have texted him back, "Have you looked in your hands?"

Anderling 32

Tuesday 30 May 2023 9:47

Hey, we’ve all done something stupid on autopilot at least once.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 31 May 2023 0:35

The apple (iPhone) never falls far from the tree.

L0life29 6

Thursday 1 June 2023 2:30

Wow…..just wow

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 June 2023 20:28

Did he use his own phone to send the text, or perhaps a sibling's? If the former, you're both idiots. Stupid breeds stupid, so please don't let him reproduce. And if it's the latter, why is it still your responsibility to help him find HIS phone?

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