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Peaceful

By kirrby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 206

You deserved it 4 617

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 801

You deserved it 7 821

By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 325

You deserved it 21 436

By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 270

You deserved it 7 600

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 338

You deserved it 12 336

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 027

You deserved it 1 697

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 385

You deserved it 35 212

Let me out of here

By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 175

You deserved it 788

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 485

You deserved it 28 240

By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 630

You deserved it 8 508

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 575

You deserved it 1 095

brianod 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:59

how long did it take you to tell her?!

RuCheezBurger 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:02

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

Comments

woiz 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:05

its all about timing bro

hello_kitty_lovr 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:02

poor kid shes a bitch n not worth ur time

smr167 6

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:16

Dude, take a hint

LennyComa 39

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:37

Just leave her a note...

diidiimi 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:44

Just walk away...

dhardesty23 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 22:09

what a bitch..

808stud 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 22:16

sounds like u need to find another woman.

kris8519 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:15

maybe you bore her

underguarded 20

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:35

Write a note and stick it to her unappreciative face.

mattorama 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 0:09

Don't write a note, don't tell her anything. Just stop talking to her.

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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 982

You deserved it 3 907

Today, my girlfriend once again insisted that she didn't have a problem with my gaming. Considering that every day I find my PC desk covered in junk, and all my consoles disconnected, somehow I don't think she's telling the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 317

Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 225

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 489

You deserved it 373

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 345

You deserved it 38 164

Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 122

You deserved it 166