Oh, the irony - FML

Oh, the irony

By I don't have an anger problem, the world has a moron problem - 29/12/2025 12:00

Today, I went to court-mandated anger management. The guy running the class was an insufferable little dweeb who wasted time teaching us fucking nursery rhymes. I wanted to break his stupid little nerd glasses. Everything about him makes me mad. FML

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JackWood 20

Monday 29 December 2025 12:56

I think you should have gone to jail. That would make you and everyone else very happy!

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Monday 29 December 2025 13:40

I don't understand why you need anger management; Yeah, breaking his glasses because he is annoying is not caused by anger...

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JackWood 20

Monday 29 December 2025 12:56

I think you should have gone to jail. That would make you and everyone else very happy!

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Monday 29 December 2025 13:40

I don't understand why you need anger management; Yeah, breaking his glasses because he is annoying is not caused by anger...

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