Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 103
You deserved it 34 806

Top comments

RedJester23 6

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

Comments

glitchedgamer 0

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when a moose is involved?

xFMILYFEx 0

psh...girl drivers...do i need to elaborate?

How are you alive? no really, you hit a ******* moose, they crush cars easily. either your lying or a beast.

Poor Moose, you do know that Squirrel is going to kick your ass for this, right?

lol. first person that came to my mine was sarah palin. :o

If you're posting this I assume you're ok, which is amazing considering you hit a moose!! I live in Canada, I know the damage they do! You're super lucky!

Hitting a moose is serious shit - OP is lucky to be alive.

I hit a mousse once, but it isn't the same thing lol