Work Objectification - FML

Objectification

cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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unemployable - - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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So broke its a joke - 04/10/2025 12:00

Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML

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123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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Lost in the sauce

sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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ADH2000 - - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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swankmrpancake 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:56

Girl look at that body. He works out!!

MathewBlack 14

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:54

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

thelionking555 1

Friday 29 June 2012 13:19

fake

godofswag 6

Friday 29 June 2012 13:43

T A K E T H E H I N T

LaLa_coolKid 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:53

You get to see his ass everyday now, that's what's up.(:

rockerlove2013 6

Monday 9 July 2012 4:27

Ohhh nice, you get a desk and a view how thoughtful of your boss ;)

naduskalove 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 2:40

Haha this one is actually made me laugh. Chances are he got to check your ass out way before you got to check his , so no worries ;)

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:01

Atleast he has a sense of humor about it.

littleunicorn_fml 7

Monday 1 June 2015 17:09

I like this guy? he probably enjoyed your reaction

DariaTrent 6

Sunday 5 July 2015 0:48

So he flirts too, why is this even a fml?

TheLynx_fml 20

Monday 7 December 2015 4:30

I don't see a problem bere

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Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

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Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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