Awkward, Wanker and Intimacy: O face

O face

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 17:32 - United States

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

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By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2015 12:47

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

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Sunday 26 April 2015 12:45

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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HeadHunter23 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 14:40

Talk about daddy issues

Charms1988 6

Thursday 25 June 2015 1:08

Wow

Tv97 0

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:12

Has nobody here heard of locking the door?

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