Not guilty

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
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ligerzero459 24

It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.

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CaliCassanova 14

Not fair... Don't you out up with that for one second sweet heart!

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shmoooopie 29

"Not fair....dont you put up with that for one second sweet heart"

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sexymomo1234 20

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gintwinsmoore 20

doing too much...take the blue pill.

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jazman195 20

I mean, personally... Lipstick on the face is enough evidence for me.

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Sheepalicious 20

Tell him when you pack his shit and throw it out the door, you can say "Don't worry it aint mine."

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saphy222 17

Looks like someone deserves a kick up the ass

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nemcali 34

The answer is hilarious. Still sucks though

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nnnntr 17

Just because he came home with lipstick on his face doesn't mean he's having an affair.

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snarkytruth 37

He could have lost a bet.

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